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    Lana Milford (née Budding) is a seductive woman known to charm almost any man that's around her.


Marriage to Dougie MilfordEdit

Claiming to be 19 years old and allegedly from Georgia, 25-year-old Lana Budding joined the Twin Peaks Savings and Loan in 1989, allegedly to see how rich Douglas Milford was.[1]

Lana was married to Milford on March 17, 1989, at the Great Northern Hotel. However, Dougie's brother, Dwayne Milford, insisted that she was only marrying him for his money and his newspaper.[2]

At the reception, she met FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper, who solved the Laura Palmer murder case.[2]

The next morning, she ran from her room at the hotel, screaming, as her husband had died in bed of an apparent heart attack.[3]

Deputy Hawk comforted her as she mourns her husband. Mayor Milford chided her, calling her a "sexual adventuress" and that she would "burn in hell" for Dougie's death. After Dwayne was escorted out, she claimed to have been cursed since her prom night, when her date - who had braces - had his jaw lock up on him after they kissed and had to have it broken in three places for it to be corrected. Deputy Hawk told her that her curse needed a cure.[3]

She later told stories to Hawk, Harry, Dick, Andy, and Doctor Hayward, who had all been taken by her charms.[3]

Doctor Lawrence Jacoby later found that Lana was not cursed, but possessed a heightened sexual drive. As they left to go bowling, they were confronted by Dwayne, who was armed with a rifle. Cooper had she and Dwayne settle matters privately in the conference room. Meanwhile, the rest of the men stood outside until they came in to find her kissing Dwayne, who then announced that they would be adopting a child.[4]

Miss Twin Peaks ContestEdit

A few days later at the Double R Diner, Lana told Dwayne that she wanted to win the Miss Twin Peaks Contest, and believe he could make this so, as he was one of the judges.[5]

Later, she serve the wine at Dick's wine-tasting event.[5]

A day before the pageant, Dwayne came to tell her that Norma Jennings and Dick had been confirmed as the other judges for the contest and they plotted a way for her to definitely win.[6]

The morning before the pageant, Tim Pinkle taught her and the rest of the women in the Miss Twin Peaks Contest some choreography. During a break, she approached Dick and asked him to help her "find something in the storage room."[7]

At the contest, she performed a dance of "contortionistic jazz exotica."[7]

After the winner was announced as Annie Blackburn, she looked at Dwayne in utter shock.[7]


Six months after Dougie's death, she left Twin Peaks after receiving insurance. Rumor has it that she escaped to the Hamptons, dated a real estate mogul, and married a hedge fund manager.[1]

The Archivist surmised that she could have been an assassin hired by somebody from Milford's past, but had no evidence to prove this.[1]


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