The Twin Peaks Sheriff's Hotline was a hotline provided for viewers to be filled in on details they may have missed from the first 8 episodes of second season of Twin Peaks, narrated by Kimmy Robertson, Harry Goaz, and Warren Frost as Lucy Moran, Andy Brennan, and Will Hayward, respectively, alongside an uncredited voice actor. The now-defunct hotline's number was 1-900-860-0911, it cost callers $2 for the first minute and $1 for each minute thereafter.  Supposedly, parts of the proceeds were donated to environmental causes.

The television promo and recordings of the hotline were released on Twin Peaks: Definitive Gold Box Edition and Twin Peaks: The Entire Mystery.

"Twin Peaks Theme" ("Falling") ended most of the spots.  "Dance of the Dream Man" provided the background music to all of the mysterious voice segments except the final one, which used "Laura Palmer's Theme."

In Twin Peaks, every episode (with minor exceptions) comprised a single day in the life of the characters.  But in this Hotline, these one-day accounts are presented as weekly accounts probably so the characters can finish their calls by seeing that they will be here "next Sunday."

There is no explanation on how Lucy's phone in Tacoma is able to answer a call placed to the station or how the Voice also cuts in, violating the basic expectations of a telephone call. It may have been White Tail and Blue Pine mountains and their strange electromagnetic influence on everything that happens in town.[1]

1-900 promo spot Edit

Lucy is answering to someone who is not using it for official sheriff's business. Then the mysterious voice tells real world information about the hotline.

Message 1 Edit

Lucy tells to the caller that she used to work for Meals on Wheels and that Donna met a woman who dislike creamed corn. Then Andy picks up his own phone and talks about a horse race before him and Lucy recounts that Ronette and Leland recognised Bob's drawing, Albert saying that Windom Earle has vanished. Then, the line is hijacked by an unknwon character who mentions Audrey seeing Battis at One-Eyed Jack's before being caught by Blackie, Briggs showing space signals to Cooper, Ben and Jerry having both Mill ledgers and that Donna will soon visit Harold but also that she shouldn't according to him. When the line returns to Lucy, Andy says that Hank used to be a Bookhouse Boys and invite Lucy to eat smelt fries at the VFW next Friday but she declines.

Message 2 Edit

A depressed Lucy starts talking about Dick but when Andy picks up his phone she says that she was talking about Austria before Andy recounts his own trip there. Lucy then hangs up on Andy and picks up Doc Hayward's call stating how Ronette's killer puts the letter "B" under her fingernail and a blue liquid in her IV, how Nadine suffers memory trauma after waking from her coma and expects Jacoby to deal with it when he is fit. The line is hijacked once again by the mysterious character recounting Donna's meeting with Harold who still has her secret diary while Jean Renault plans to kill Cooper. The line returns to Lucy, Doc and Andy but Will must go to a patient. Lucy and Andy mention the missing One-Armed Man who was seen injecting himself with chemicals and Leland being arrested for Jacques' homocide.

Message 3 Edit

Lucy starts complaining about Dick to the caller before Andy tells her that her mom is calling. Then Andy tells to the caller about his sperm is better and that judge Sternwood arrived for Leland's trial. The line is hijacked and the character says that Jean made a deal with Ben trading Audrey with Cooper and killed Battis while Josie returned awaited by her cousin Jonathan who cut her relation with Hank and Donna still sees Harold. Lucy returns and complains that Andy talked about the baby to her mother who fiercely told him to marry her.

Message 4 Edit

Lucy tells that she is with her sister Gwen in Tacoma while her baby is crying in the back. Lucy who was talking to Miss Zipman. Lucy then asks him about Twin Peaks' news, prompting him to talk about Leland and Leo's trial and his drawing of Leland. The voice then interrupts Andy who was about to say something to Lucy to tell the caller about Donna failing to steal Laura's diary from Harold, Cooper rescuing Audrey and Jean killing Blackie. Lucy comes back wondering if she is talking to Mrs. Zipman before Andy corrects her prompting her to recount Andy hyperventilating in French class in and never said anything in highschool before hanging up on him before he could say what he wanted.

Message 5 Edit

Andy picks up since Lucy is still away and he had to buy groceries in her stead. He then reads his memo where he says that James, Donna and Maddy stole the secret diary from Harold but is interrupted by a call from Lucy. The Voice then hijacks the line to tell the caller that Cooper learned about Jean's homicidal intentions, that Leo had a party from Bobby and Shelly and that the money they expected is a disappointment, that Cole arrived to talk about Earle and the tissue found about the person who shot Cooper, that Maddy and Josie want to leave and that the One-Armed Man has a dual personality hunting for BOB who has been in Twin Peaks at the Great Northern for 40 years. The call between Lucy and Andy comes back at the moment they finish talking.

Message 6 Edit

Andy picks up since Lucy is still away, he managed to play some of his trumpet's sounds on the phone with Lucy's indications, but shot the department's lights out and burned his finger the day before. Lucy then makes a non personal call to know what happened last week, he then tells that has been playing trumpet before telling the Harold hanged himself. The Voice thentakes over and says he did not like Harold, that Laura's diary mention Killer BOB to be a friend of her father and that she has something to say about Ben, that Audrey revealed all she discovered about One-Eyed Jacks to her father, prompting him to admit he slept with Laura which after being repeated put Ben in jail, that Nadine went to the Double R but still has trouble with time and that Tojamura actually was Catherine. The hijacker is interrupted by Lucy's voice, Andy says that the line was dead and he did not hear anything which upsets her and makes her hang up. Andy plays trumpet again and the Voice comes back telling the caller that BOB killed again.

Message 7 Edit

Lucy picks the phone and talks about her Tacoma family but Andy arrives says that last week, he mistook Gwen's child with Lucy's before saying a news from Cooper and Harry: the One-Armed Man escaped but was caught again and that Harry charged Ben with the murder. Screams are heard while he says the news. The Voice takes over and says that Catherine was with Ben during the murder, exhorting him to sell back the Mill for her to provide the alibi, that Shelly find a tape of Leo and Ben about burning the Mill, that Hank comes back one day late to the Double R and meets his prison friend Ernie Niles. When Lucy and Andy are back, Andy is crying after learning about Maddy's murder.

Message 8 Edit

Only the Voice is heard, making a summary of the show so far: Laura's coprse was found by the Packard Mill and Ben is the most likely suspect who was arrested by Harry and Cooper after finding the secret diary and Audrey's testimony, Bobby found a casette in Leo's boot proving Ben to have burned the Mill, Norma is displeased from seeing her mother and Ernie while expecting a food critic, Shelly quited her job for Leo, Donna is dispressed about Harold and Maddy, the One-Armed Man is strained from the tracking of BOB, that Leland has BOB lurking inside and killed his niece, and Nadine is still amnesiac but has superhuman strength. He says Lucy and Andy will be back next week.


  1. Mark Frost, Wrapped in Plastic #9

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